Discovering Mommy Shorts

Dear Mommy Shorts,

Where have you been all my parenting life?

I only recently had the pleasure of discovering the wise, witty, wacky, and supremely delightful blog of NYC mom of two Ilana Wiles.

I could map out all the posts I loved, but why ruin your fun? Please, head over there yourself, and see if she’s for you.

But I will suggest one specific post to start, which at the very least will make your day. It’s is called Porn for Moms of Toddlers, and it begins with a hunky photograph of actor Ryan Gosling putting on a leather jacket and saying, “Make yourself comfortable while I pick up a pack of extra-absorbent diapers.”

Ilana must have laughed herself silly putting these together, and you will too. Click here for more.

 

Eric Messinger is the editor of New York Family. He can be reached at [email protected].

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