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What If My Son Doesn’t Share My Passions For Indie Music & Superheroes?

By Joe Wack

A local dad contemplates the unthinkable–and the urge that parents have to create mini-me’s.

Illustration by Justin Winslow One of my favorite albums is Lou Reed’s “New York.” On one track, “Beginning of a Great Adventure,” Reed sings, “It might be nice to have a kid that I could kick around; a little me to fill up with my thoughts.” He sings about teaching his potential kids to be uber progressive [more]

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

By Joe Wack

As Summer With A Three-Year-Old Winds Down, So Do High Expectations For One Dad

1023122_book As a kid, summers stretched long and leisurely. The time between school years seemed to pass in slow motion. By the time you hit thirty, however, someone removes the plug from the bathtub of time and it goes spiraling rapidly down the drain. So now, summer starts disappearing as soon as it begins. When I became a teacher, one thing I [more]

Futility, Thy Name Is Cleveland

By Joe Wack

A Father From Ohio Reflects On His Son Potentially Becoming A Yankees Fan

1155883_baseball_high-key Living in New York is fantastic. If you live here, I don’t need to tell you this. There’s a reason so many people flood into this city from all over the world. There’s a reason so many people can’t imagine living anyplace else. However, for the non-native New Yorker who is also a parent, there are downsides. There’s all the free [more]

Poop Talk

By Joe Wack

A Lighthearted Look At How To Broaden Poop Dialogue With Your Kid Through A Children’s Book

While our kid was in diapers, I don’t know that he really gave any thought at all to poop. He could walk around with a big ol’ truck-full in his pants and not give it a second thought. It was this vaguely squishy thing that happened below his waist and Mommy and Daddy would discover it and take his pants off [more]

No, Seriously, Kids Say The Darndest Things

By Joe Wack

How A Child’s Non-Stop Talk Leads To Moments of Hilarity And Embarrassment

And so, we have reached the age where my son’s non-stop talk leads to occasional embarrassment and/or hilarity. ---  Three-year-olds don’t really have a great handle on either discretion or volume control. This means that if my son sees a really, really big guy on the train, he’s probably going to yell out, “That [more]

SUPER-DANGEROUS MTA ADVENTURES!

By Joe Wack

What A Non-Functional Train Can Do To People’s Decency

People don’t set out to be jerks. I believe that. Nobody leaves the house and says, “Hey! I think I’ll try to be really awful to complete strangers today.” And yet, some of them achieve utter rancidness without breaking a sweat. ---  There was a problem with the 7 train last week. I take the 7 [more]