You know what I love? Fall. I love the seasons, and crunchy Autumn leaves and crisp Autumn air make me absolutely giddy. And you know what I hate? I hate that it seems as though I will never — ever, ever, ever — escape my inbox. So without further ado, let’s look at these 140-character blurbs that always manage to capture my deepest innermost feelings.
Email, thine art my enemy. #enguarde — Morgan (The818) (@the818) September 24, 2012
Truer words have NEVER been spoken.
Happy Friday Tweeps! Looks like a brisk one in NY. Makes me want a peppermint mocha. — ChicMom (@ChicMom) September 21, 2012
Oh my gosh, YUM. Peppermint mocha, pumpkin latte, chai anything…YES!
If you stop judging me, I’ll stop judging you. Deal?: dads.to/QpMAXj — Playground Dad (@playgrounddad) September 21, 2012
Judgement is the uglier side of parenting — I love this post!
Teen is learning about “No Child Left Behind” at school. Suddenly thinks we shld move to Europe so that he can get a better education. — Carol Cain (@CarolACain) September 21, 2012
That’s hilarious but also awesome — shows he’s really internalizing the material (and who doesn’t want to move to Europe?)
There should be parenting badges. Then no matter how chaotic the day is, you can have a reminder of the things you did great that one time. — Dan _Peatman (@Dan_Peatman) September 19, 2012
This is a great idea. Can we embroider the badges? Can I be in charge of embroidering?
Help me! In surrounded by plastic ponies… It’s like some kind of nightmare!t.co/lMCraUx5 — Fi(@Childcareisfun) September 19, 2012
Is it embarrassing to admit that this looks like a dream, not a nightmare, to me?
This definitely goes on the list of dumb things I’ve done in the suburbs. t.co/6uulcdqK — mama bird diaries (@mamabirddiaries) September 24, 2012
This story is great, mostly because we’ve all been there. What’s your most recent “OMG-cannot-believe-I-did-that” moment? Honestly, I have too many to count…
New cheesy potatoes w/veggies flavor from @ellaskitchenusa We can’t wait to try it! t.co/4rpQQ2Ag — Big City Moms (@bigcitymoms) September 24, 2012
YUM! I definitely want this. Cheese + anything = yes please.
Love fall weather b/c I get to make my famous cinnamon crunch oatnlmeal! Want the recipe? — MBA MOMS™ (@TheMBAMoms) September 24, 2012
Why yes, yes I do want the recipe. Thank you for asking. Can I have it??
Win 4 tix to @sesameplace Halloween Spooktacular AND an overnight @mcourtyardl w/ @nymetroparents! Enter: t.co/WUT57uOS #buckscounty — VisitBucksCounty.com (@VisitBucksPA) September 18, 2012
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