Teen comics leaving ‘em laughing in the aisles

Kids ’n Comedy presents the best of teen comics on March 1 and March 22.

On March 1, it’s all about the pigs, as funny teens celebrate National Pig Day. You will hear some very interesting facts about those curly tailed, little pink oinkers as well as learn about some really far out holidays that we celebrate.

On March 22, teens Prep for Pranks. Missteps, embarrassments, and foibles are all things these raunchy teenage comics will be trying to force upon their friends, neighbors, and family members this coming April. Watch as they prepare for the elaborate pranks, nostalgically and painfully remember follies of past years, and generally plot revenge against those who have caused them any emotional anguish.

March 1 National Pig Day and March 22 Prepping for Pranks; both shows are at 1 pm and adission on both days is $15.

Kids ’n Comedy [208 W. 23rd St. between Seventh and Eighth avenues in Chelsea, (212) 877–6115; www.kidsncomedy.com]

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