Top Tweets of the Week (Monday, June 4)

Hello, rainy dreary NYC! Will I ever have anything else to say to you this summer? Who knows. I guess we should all be grateful that last Monday, Memorial Day, was bright and sunny. I took that as a direct sign from a higher power to enjoy the day off work and get offline, so you may have noticed this feature was missing last week; forgive me!

So did you take a break from the Internet for your long weekend? And does “taking a break from the Internet” mean signing off completely, or do you allow yourself to cheat with Twitter and Instagram on your smart phone? No judgement here, I promise–just wondering exactly how abnormal my habits are, and how concerned I should be! In any case, gross weather gives us all an excuse to get online completely guilt free, so without further ado here is a very random mix of fun stuff y’all said over the past 10 days. Thank you as always for being funny and helpful and crazy and cute and present on Twitter, because if you weren’t I’d have nothing to blog about every Monday!

I think adults should adopt this mantra, too. Yes/no? NO!

If anyone can convince me that letting children play in the dirt is a-okay, it’s Audrey. Read her post for some cute (albeit messy!) muddy plans.

My main take away from this is that I wish my torso was a lot smaller (I’m short, but I’m not that short!) because these pillowcase dresses are adorable and I want one. Maybe I could sew 3 pillowcases together and give it a go?

“As I left, I took off my special-needs goggles, and then I drove home. I’m sure I’ll be putting them on again, soon. That’s the way life is, and it’s perfectly OK.” Beautiful eloquence as always from Ellen Seidman.

So simple yet so easy to forget. How do you spend time with your cutie pies?

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candy bar in my salad, but I think that’s a separate issue.

This is such a cute image!

Literally LOLing. #onlychildproblems

Oof! Gotta love some word play on a Monday morning…what’s your favorite parenting quote?

Were you feeling bad about your Starbucks & Foursquare additions? Don’t!

And finally, our incredible news of the day: thanks to our awesome, wonderful, dedicated, generous readers (that’s you!) we have raised over $800 for the Autistic Like Me Outreach Campaign. Details to come about where the money will go and how you can continue supporting the project, but for now we want to say thank you, thank you, thank you! This brings a smile to my face despite the dreary weather outside. Happy Monday, everyone.

Join us on Mondays for more Top Tweets. In the meantime, follow us @NYMetroParents for practical parenting advice, local events in the NY Metro area, exclusive deals and discounts, and occasionally hilarious staff banter. If you want us to consider your tweet for next week, tag it #nymptt; if you see a tweet that deserves a mention let us know.