The Best of the Rest of the Web: A Book of Farts, the Tickle Monster, and Roasting a Chicken

From our November print issues: Check out our roundup of thought-provoking, laugh-inducing, and, most of all, relatable quotes from a selection of our favorite mom and dad bloggers and groups, including Mamiverse and Adventures in Mommyland.

 

domestic commandoPriceless: “…how do you put a price on my role as reading buddy, on-call nurse, tickle monster, teacher, family historian, advocate, and safe zone? You can’t.”

—Toni Garcia Carpenter, musing about the money she could be making in her various “job” roles as a stay-at-home-mom (housekeeper, taxi driver, party planner, etc.) in her book Domestic Commando. Check out her website if you want “to take charge of [your] stay-at-home parenting decision”: www.domesticcommando.com


the complete book of farts(You’ll laugh in spite of yourself.) There are only two kinds of farts:(1) your own; (2) someone else’s.

—from The Complete Book of Farts by Alec Bromcie (a much-needed pseudonym!), in which he goes on to detail “the church fart,” “the delayed-reaction fart” plus many more (as he notes, for boys a fart is an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and bonding; for girls, it’s an embarrassing by-product of digestion). Pick up a copy for the men of the house, or go to www.tarcherbooks.net for…farting etiquette tips.

 

“Somehow, no-nonsense cooking and eating-roasting a chicken, making a grilled cheese sandwich, scrambling an egg, tossing a salad-must become popular again, and not just by hipsters in Brooklyn…The smart campaign is not to get McDonald’s to serve better food but to get people to see cooking as a joy rather than a burden…”

—Mark Bittman, in a NYT Opinion column in which he encourages both cultural and political action to initiate real changes in the way American families eat (and notes that there are five fast-food restaurants for every supermarket in the U.S.); www.nytimes.com/opinion

Newly Single

“Every time Emma asks for her father it sends a shooting pain through my heart. I’m afraid of the questions that will be asked when she’s older. I’m afraid she’s going to wonder why her daddy is not around. I’m afraid she’s going to wonder if he even loves her.

I came across articles ‘Shocking Statistics about Children and Divorce’ and ‘Facts on Fatherless Kids’ and now I feel [beyond awful]. Did I make the right choice?…I know I did what’s best. Our home is no longer broken; I fixed things by leaving. I would rather Emma see her mother happy and someday know what a healthy relationship is like than have to see her mother and father fight all the time for the sake of staying together.”

—Tania Pesce, a Westchester-based, 20-something first-time (and newly single) mom, on her blog Adventures in Mommyland, www.myadventures-in-mommyland.blogspot.com


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Latino-Style Parenting

In a recent study, 61% of Latino parents were categorized as “protective” of their children, which meant they scored high on warmth, high on demandingness, and low on giving their kids autonomy.

-from a study in the journal Family Process, as reported on in the blog post “What Are You: Tiger Mom or Padded Parent?” by Elena Cabral, an NYC mom of two who teaches at Columbia University’s Graduate School of Journalism, at www.mamiverse.com (check out the site, devoted especially to Latina moms, daughters, and their families, for lots of smart commentary from a wide array of contributors)

 

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Polaris Productions Theater Camp

<p>Kids will learn, rehearse, and perform the wonderful Maurice Sendak and Carole King musical, Really Rosie. For 10 weekdays, campers will take part in physical and vocal warm-ups and learn choreography, staging, and vocal parts. They’ll develop skills in acting, singing, character development, and more. This camp will ignite your child’s imagination and passion for performing, build their self-esteem, and help them form lasting friendships. They’ll have fun! At camp’s end, the kids will perform Really Rosie for family members and friends. Kids of all levels of experience, ages 8 through 13, are welcome to join.</p>

Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum

<p><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" data-sheets-value="{" data-sheets-userformat="{">Looking for something to do with the kids in New York City that is fun, exciting, and educational? The Intrepid Museum offers family-friendly activities and programs all year long that keep children engaged, entertained, and curious about history and science. Fun rain or shine, the Museum offers both indoor and outdoor interactive exhibits and activities. With so many things to do and see, you’ll never hear “I’m bored,” when you climb aboard Intrepid. A non-profit, educational institution featuring the legendary aircraft carrier Intrepid, the space shuttle Enterprise, the world’s fastest jets and a guided missile submarine.<br /></span></p>

Elf the Musical

<p>They'll sing loud for all to hear. You can bring the Christmas cheer.</p> <p>Start decking the halls, people – <em><strong>it's Elf The Musical</strong></em>!</p> <p>After a decade away, the beloved holiday classic is back on Broadway for a strictly limited run. Whether you’re searching for the perfect stocking stuffer or a festive outing for the whole family, this family-friendly show is packed with joy, laughter, and snow-covered magic.</p> <p>A musical comedy adaptation of the hit 2003 film, <em><strong>Elf The Musical</strong></em> follows Buddy the orphan who, after being raised by elves at the North Pole, embarks on a journey to New York City to find his birth father and help the people he meets rediscover the true meaning of Christmas. Academy Award® nominee Sean Astin ("Lord of the Rings") is Santa Claus alongside Tony Award® nominee Grey Henson as Buddy, Drama Desk Award nominee Ashley Brown as Emily, and rising star Kayla Davion as Jovie. Plus, keep an eye out for social media celebrity Kalen Allen – known for his appearances on "The Ellen Show" – as the hilarious store manager.</p> <p>Called “a slickly irresistible and fizzily enjoyable confection of a show” (<em>Time Out</em>), this holly-jolly hit is one you won't want to miss. Through January 4 only!</p>