I watch the Oscars hoping to be entertained by some good jokes, some moving moments, and some epic celebrity fails. But invariably the ratio of the good stuff is counterbalanced by the jokes that fall flat, the predictable moments, and fails that only achieve the level of annoying. This year, with Chris Rock leading the way, I enjoyed the show more than I usually do—and who knew that the night’s best joke/epic fail would come from none other than my 12-year-old son?
Somewhere in the middle of the show, Adam announced that he was getting an Oscar for his penis.
My wife, my 16-year-old daughter, and I shared a surprised and amused pause.
Me: “For drama or comedy?”
Adam: “For porno.”
Another surprised pause, this one less amused.
All I can say is” #12yearoldboy.
