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Artist Alicia Schultze has dedicated her Etsy Shop, Creative Cuteness, to crafting the perfect accessory for your infant: moustache pacifiers! Here, Schultze has bedecked a turquoise and lime-green orthodontic NUK with a dark brown mustache that Burt Reynolds himself would be proud to sport. This latex pacifier is for babies ages six months and up. Important note: Schultze advises that this pacifier only be used while child is under adult supervision — in case the child manages to pull the stash off and tries to eat it. But of course he’s going to be under adult supervision! Your whole family is going to be standing right there, taking a million pictures of your future Magnum, P.I.!

Mustache Pacifier, $9. Creative Cuteness shop on www.etsy.com.